I poop… you watch.TODAY'S POOPTumblr (3.0; @todayspoop)http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/"If food and eating is beautiful. Why can’t shit and shitting be too? #TeamPoop"“If food and eating is beautiful. Why can’t shit and shitting be too? #TeamPoop”<br/><br/> - <em>Me</em>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/35986620683http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/35986620683Sun, 18 Nov 2012 08:40:32 -0600poopteam poopbeautiful lifefull circlefartlolfood pornfoodpornfpchefbathroomturdTwo of them!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matp6agXZR1rptva5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Two of them!</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/32154430774http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/32154430774Sun, 23 Sep 2012 17:01:22 -0500Seahorse Eggplant. RARE. Watch it become something else later....<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matp33i9e01rptva5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Seahorse Eggplant. RARE. <br/> Watch it become something else later. Lol.</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/32154276222http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/32154276222Sun, 23 Sep 2012 16:59:27 -0500Some troll with a 2x4 in his hands going into a cave with large...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9os77LIp41rptva5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some troll with a 2x4 in his hands going into a cave with large poop serpents.</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/30672418822http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/30672418822Sat, 01 Sep 2012 14:45:07 -0500trolldankpoopshitserpentlamborghinimercyubiquityadolescenceDisgusting asshole hahahaha<p>:) Thanks anon.</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/30634173909http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/30634173909Fri, 31 Aug 2012 23:16:36 -0500May i ask why the HELL !!! would you put a blog on of your crappy turds ? i think you ought to see a doctor or something. you are not right in the head ! seriously ! go see somebody about this !!!! (please)<p>I’m the same guy that is going to take your virginity and then treat you like shit afterward. That’s guaranteed to happen to you.</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/30633864318http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/30633864318Fri, 31 Aug 2012 23:11:31 -0500okay, my sister got on my tumblr and tag searched poo ... guess who we found?? your scary as shit, no pun intended, blog. are you shitting me?! are you trying to kill me, with your poops?? i scared fuckless right now!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! PS my sis thinks your poops are cute :3<p>Tell your sister to call me for a good time…….#withmycock #youcanwatch</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/30358420496http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/30358420496Mon, 27 Aug 2012 21:01:10 -0500It’s a dragon ball dude facing left with the crazy hair...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fs5hSyti1rptva5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s a dragon ball dude facing left with the crazy hair and everything. With his hands behind his back creating a fireball or something. Flying above a tiny jet and the rest of the poop is earth. #imback #redvelvetcake</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/30345240404http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/30345240404Mon, 27 Aug 2012 18:05:41 -0500red velvetred velvet cupcakescupcakescuocakedragonballdragon ball zgokujettomcatdankpoopshitcrapscatfunnyi ate too many red velvet cupcakesfireballcupcakecake cake cake cajeanimeDo you lick your own poop?<p>No. I have never tasted poop before knowingly in my life.</p> <p>Do you lick any poop? Like ANY poop? Hot? Cold? Animal? Self?</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/25540268244http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/25540268244Wed, 20 Jun 2012 19:27:18 -0500i laugh really fucking hard at this blog.<p>I am glad you do. I haven’t found and art lately in my poop. It has all been uneventful. Maybe one day a poop will come into my bowl that will make me laugh hard and I will share it with you. Fingers. Crossed.</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/24931907159http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/24931907159Mon, 11 Jun 2012 22:23:28 -0500Morning Poop. Half an elf poop. The bottom half…and yes...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3i3tbHdo71rptva5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Morning Poop. <br/> Half an elf poop. The bottom half…and yes he has a big d*ck. Moving sideways in his hammer pants.</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/22381568381http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/22381568381Fri, 04 May 2012 08:51:11 -0500dickelfhammermchammerdancepoopshitwangcocki cant believe u made such a blog, this is sick!<p>I can’t believe u just finished masturbating, sicker!</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/22304073072http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/22304073072Wed, 02 May 2012 22:58:01 -0500Morning Poop. Coworker playing with my phone omg you have a...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39r78j9MC1rptva5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Morning Poop. <br/> Coworker playing with my phone omg you have a picture of shit in your phone awkward silence poop. <br/> Not believing my lies poop. <br/> I am a weirdo poop.</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/22094587681http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/22094587681Sun, 29 Apr 2012 20:37:56 -0500poopcrapshittoiletpootoday"That double awkward moment when there just isn’t enough paper…and it’s not your..."“That double awkward moment when there just isn’t enough paper…and it’s not your bathroom.”<br/><br/> - <em>Me</em>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21676715463http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21676715463Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:19:24 -0500poophistorytoiletwaterswagawkwardshyMorning Poop. Some Rando Troll with LOR back pack walking away...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2w2s4NX1h1rptva5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Morning Poop. <br/> Some Rando Troll with LOR back pack walking away from you poop. Or it’s a poop caterpillar with big eyebrows and a hipster moushtache commin’ at ya.</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21577551373http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21577551373Sun, 22 Apr 2012 11:31:54 -0500trollpoopcaterpillarbugwalkingwalk awayleavezeldapeepoopyshitturdscatlollmfaoI would seriously consider seeing a doctor or something. Your shit ain't normal, no offence...<p>Dear Hater,<br/> I’m so fly- I SHIT MF’n ART!!!<br/> No offense, but quit bitching with your Bitchass.</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21578091843http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21578091843Sun, 22 Apr 2012 11:29:26 -0500Lolol i think you need more fiber bro your shits are a little tooo wet...<p>Dry sh*t coming soon. Just ate a bale of hay and drank some sawdust….ya ugly mothafukka!</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21577238896http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21577238896Sun, 22 Apr 2012 11:17:15 -0500Morning Poop. Poop Dragon blowing smoke before shooting flames....<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vrerHmyg1rptva5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Morning Poop. <br/> Poop Dragon blowing smoke before shooting flames. Don’t. F*ck. with. Cornered. Dragons.</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21565469067http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21565469067Sun, 22 Apr 2012 07:16:03 -0500dragonfireflamemedevil420pooppoobubblessmokespitfirefunnytoiletbidetasswipetpMorning Poop. That hammer poop on the right is about to kill...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p2ayWR8x1rptva5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Morning Poop. <br/> That hammer poop on the right is about to kill that railroad spike poop.</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21341967258http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21341967258Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:28:10 -0500railroadtrainspikepooppooshithighhammernailjudgecrapfunnyMorning Poop. Rabbit poop. Peter Cotton Tail Poop. Upside down...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p27v0dwo1rptva5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Morning Poop. <br/> Rabbit poop. Peter Cotton Tail Poop. <br/> Upside down it looks like a boxing squirrel or letter A.</p>http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21341860225http://todayspoop.tumblr.com/post/21341860225Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:26:18 -0500beestrappooppoodukeArabbiteasterpetercottontail