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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

If food and eating is beautiful. Why can’t shit and shitting be too? #TeamPoop

Me

Two of them!

Two of them!

Seahorse Eggplant. RARE. Watch it become something else later. Lol.

Seahorse Eggplant. RARE.
Watch it become something else later. Lol.

Some troll with a 2x4 in his hands going into a cave with large poop serpents.

Some troll with a 2x4 in his hands going into a cave with large poop serpents.

Anonymous asked
Disgusting asshole hahahaha

:) Thanks anon.

rays-of-summer asked
May i ask why the HELL !!! would you put a blog on of your crappy turds ? i think you ought to see a doctor or something. you are not right in the head ! seriously ! go see somebody about this !!!! (please)

I’m the same guy that is going to take your virginity and then treat you like shit afterward. That’s guaranteed to happen to you.

Anonymous asked
okay, my sister got on my tumblr and tag searched poo ... guess who we found?? your scary as shit, no pun intended, blog. are you shitting me?! are you trying to kill me, with your poops?? i scared fuckless right now!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! PS my sis thinks your poops are cute :3

Tell your sister to call me for a good time…….#withmycock #youcanwatch

It’s a dragon ball dude facing left with the crazy hair and everything. With his hands behind his back creating a fireball or something. Flying above a tiny jet and the rest of the poop is earth. #imback #redvelvetcake

It’s a dragon ball dude facing left with the crazy hair and everything. With his hands behind his back creating a fireball or something. Flying above a tiny jet and the rest of the poop is earth. #imback #redvelvetcake

Anonymous asked
Do you lick your own poop?

No. I have never tasted poop before knowingly in my life.

Do you lick any poop? Like ANY poop? Hot? Cold? Animal? Self?

Anonymous asked
i laugh really fucking hard at this blog.

I am glad you do. I haven’t found and art lately in my poop. It has all been uneventful. Maybe one day a poop will come into my bowl that will make me laugh hard and I will share it with you. Fingers. Crossed.

Morning Poop. Half an elf poop. The bottom half…and yes he has a big d*ck. Moving sideways in his hammer pants.

Morning Poop.
Half an elf poop. The bottom half…and yes he has a big d*ck. Moving sideways in his hammer pants.

Anonymous asked
i cant believe u made such a blog, this is sick!

I can’t believe u just finished masturbating, sicker!

Morning Poop. Coworker playing with my phone omg you have a picture of shit in your phone awkward silence poop. Not believing my lies poop. I am a weirdo poop.

Morning Poop.
Coworker playing with my phone omg you have a picture of shit in your phone awkward silence poop.
Not believing my lies poop.
I am a weirdo poop.

That double awkward moment when there just isn’t enough paper…and it’s not your bathroom.

Me

Morning Poop. Some Rando Troll with LOR back pack walking away from you poop. Or it’s a poop caterpillar with big eyebrows and a hipster moushtache commin’ at ya.

Morning Poop.
Some Rando Troll with LOR back pack walking away from you poop. Or it’s a poop caterpillar with big eyebrows and a hipster moushtache commin’ at ya.